A Top Ten By Stacey

Top Ten Signs You Might Be a Scumbag

10. You find weed in the filter of your hot tub

9. If you can actually use the term "My Freshman Whores"

8. If you can balance a can of beer in your hair

7. You get it on with a girl then ask what her best friend thinks of you

6. You offer two girls eight bucks to make out

5. You write a weekly newsletter with a comic stip based on a pussy

4. You're proud of the fact that you got below a 40 on the purity test

3. You tell graphic dirty jokes in front of parents and children

2. You ask a girl to a dance and then "forget" to buy tickets

1. Your name is Eric Karandy

Eric, I didn't write this, Stacey did.